{"id":399,"date":"2026-10-15T03:21:52","date_gmt":"2026-10-15T03:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/?p=399"},"modified":"2026-10-15T03:21:52","modified_gmt":"2026-10-15T03:21:52","slug":"my-boyfriend-rolled-his-eyes-at-the-birthday-cake-i-had-stayed-up-until-nearly-four-in-the-morning-making-for-him-took-one-bite-spit-it-into-his-hand-and-dumped-the-entire-thing-upside-down-into-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"My boyfriend rolled his eyes at the birthday cake I had stayed up until nearly four in the morning making for him, took one bite, spit it into his hand, and dumped the entire thing upside down into a trash can while his friends filmed me waiting to see if I would cry."},"content":{"rendered":"
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My boyfriend rolled his eyes at the birthday cake I had stayed up until nearly four in the morning making for him, took one bite, spit it into his hand, and dumped the entire thing upside down into a trash can while his friends filmed me waiting to see if I would cry.<\/h1>\n<\/div>\n
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Chapter 2<\/h2>\n

Keegan\u2019s mother, Donna, came over Thursday evening.<\/p>\n

I liked Donna. She had taught me the cherry cake recipe two Christmases earlier, and for years she had introduced me as the best thing that ever happened to her son.<\/p>\n

She sat at my kitchen table and immediately began explaining him.<\/p>\n

\u201cTurning thirty is hard for Keegan.\u201d<\/p>\n

I put my phone in front of her.<\/p>\n

\u201cWatch this first.\u201d<\/p>\n

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