{"id":567,"date":"2026-10-18T07:44:58","date_gmt":"2026-10-18T07:44:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/?p=567"},"modified":"2026-10-18T07:44:58","modified_gmt":"2026-10-18T07:44:58","slug":"uite-gluma-amuzanta-de-la-hotel-cu-iubitul-meu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/?p=567","title":{"rendered":"Uite gluma amuzant\u0103 de la hotel cu iubitul meu"},"content":{"rendered":"<header class=\"single-entry-header\">\n<h1 class=\"single-entry-title entry-title\">Uite gluma amuzant\u0103 de la hotel cu iubitul meu<\/h1>\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1876285\" data-uid=\"158ee\" data-src-id=\"${PUBLISHER_ID}\">\n<div id=\"mgw1876285_158ee\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<div class=\"article-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-featured-slider size-featured-slider wp-post-image\" src=\"https:\/\/story24.biz.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Screenshot_2026_10_17-30-353x440.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"353\" height=\"440\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>01\/10 \u2013 O glum\u0103 despre o \u00eent\u00e2lnire secret\u0103 la un hotel<\/p>\n<p>Aceasta este povestea unui b\u0103rbat care merge la un hotel cu iubita sa, iar lucrurile nu merg conform planului.<\/p>\n<p>Este o subestimare.<\/p>\n<p>De fapt, tocmai ajunsese la hotel c\u00e2nd b\u0103rbatul a observat c\u0103 ma\u0219ina socrului s\u0103u era \u0219i ea parcat\u0103 acolo.<\/p>\n<p>02\/10 \u2013 Un act de furie<\/p>\n<p>Confruntat cu aceast\u0103 situa\u021bie st\u00e2njenitoare, i-a spus iubitei sale c\u0103, din p\u0103cate, \u00eent\u00e2lnirea lor trebuia s\u0103 se \u00eencheie. T\u00e2n\u0103ra a ie\u0219it furios afar\u0103, iar b\u0103rbatul frustrat \u0219i furios a spart ambele oglinzi retrovizoare ale ma\u0219inii socrului s\u0103u \u0219i a plecat cu ma\u0219ina.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tendances.mariefrance.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/2-26-750x394.jpg\" width=\"750\" height=\"394\" \/>Pixabay<\/p>\n<p>03\/10 \u2013 Doi b\u0103rba\u021bi se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc<\/p>\n<p>A doua zi, doi b\u0103rba\u021bi s-au \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor pe strad\u0103. Tat\u0103l vitreg era \u00eenc\u0103 furios. \u201eCe s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?\u201d, a \u00eentrebat t\u00e2n\u0103rul, \u00eenainte ca cel\u0103lalt s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103: \u201eCum \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0219ti s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebi pe mine? Ieri i-am \u00eemprumutat ma\u0219ina so\u021biei tale, iar ea mi-a returnat-o f\u0103r\u0103 oglinzi!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tendances.mariefrance.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/7-15-1024x538.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"538\" \/>Pixabay<\/p>\n<p>04\/10 \u2013 O lec\u021bie despre c\u0103s\u0103torie<\/p>\n<p>Iat\u0103 o lec\u021bie despre c\u0103s\u0103torie, plin\u0103 de \u00een\u021belepciune. O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u00eei spune tat\u0103lui ei c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 se c\u0103s\u0103toreasc\u0103. El este de acord, dar mai \u00eent\u00e2i o roag\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i cear\u0103 scuze, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-\u0219i fiica f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte \u0219i complet confuz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tendances.mariefrance.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/2-27-1024x538.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"538\" \/>Pixabay<\/p>\n<p>05\/10 \u2013 Tat\u0103l insist\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Tat\u0103l a insistat, dar t\u00e2n\u0103ra femeie tot nu a \u00een\u021beles, insist\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu f\u0103cuse nimic gre\u0219it. \u201eDoar cere-\u021bi scuze\u201d, a spus tat\u0103l pentru ultima dat\u0103 \u00eenainte ca fiica sa s\u0103 asculte. \u201ePerfect. Acum e\u0219ti gata. Odat\u0103 ce po\u021bi s\u0103-\u021bi ceri scuze f\u0103r\u0103 motiv, te po\u021bi c\u0103s\u0103tori\u201d, a \u00eencheiat tat\u0103l z\u00e2mbind.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tendances.mariefrance.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/1-27-1024x538.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"538\" \/>Pixabay<\/p>\n<h2>6 octombrie \u2013 O poveste despre picioare<\/h2>\n<p>Descoperi\u021bi dou\u0103 glume noi despre adulter. Un so\u021b \u00ee\u0219i g\u0103se\u0219te so\u021bia \u00een pat \u0219i exclam\u0103: \u201eCum se face c\u0103 are \u0219ase picioare c\u00e2nd ar trebui s\u0103 aib\u0103 doar patru?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tendances.mariefrance.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/1-28-1024x538.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"538\" \/>Shutterstock<\/p>\n<p>7 octombrie \u2013 O strategie bun\u0103<\/p>\n<p>So\u021bia a exploatat cu abilitate starea de spirit a so\u021bului ei, cer\u00e2ndu-i s\u0103-\u0219i numere din nou picioarele \u00een pat, de data aceasta \u00een picioare. So\u021bul, sim\u021bindu-se r\u0103u, s-a chinuit s\u0103 se conformeze, av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere nivelul s\u0103u ridicat de alcoolemie.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tendances.mariefrance.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/2-28-1024x538.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"538\" \/>Shutterstock<\/p>\n<p>08\/10 \u2013 Num\u0103rul este corect<\/p>\n<p>\u201eUnu, doi, trei, patru&#8230; Ai dreptate, draga mea\u201d, a r\u0103spuns b\u0103rbatul, convins de corectitudinea ac\u021biunilor sale. \u00centre timp, so\u021bia sa a reu\u0219it s\u0103 scape din situa\u021bie, iar iubitul ei a disp\u0103rut f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103. Alcoolul are uneori beneficiile sale.<\/p>\n<h2><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\" src=\"https:\/\/tendances.mariefrance.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/3-23-1024x538.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"538\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Shutterstock<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>09\/10 \u2013 O poft\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare insa\u021biabil\u0103<\/p>\n<p>O femeie, care f\u0103cea cump\u0103r\u0103turi la supermarket, \u0219i-a g\u0103sit so\u021bul \u00een pat cu o alt\u0103 femeie. Prins \u00een flagrant, b\u0103rbatul a explicat: \u201eChiar acum, \u00een drum spre cas\u0103, am v\u0103zut o fat\u0103 s\u0103rac\u0103 pe marginea drumului.\u201d Crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 \u00eei este foame, i-a dat ceva de m\u00e2ncare.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tendances.mariefrance.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/1-29-1024x538.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"538\" \/>Shutterstock<\/p>\n<p>10\/10 \u2013 O adev\u0103rat\u0103 capodoper\u0103<\/p>\n<p>So\u021bul a ad\u0103ugat c\u0103 so\u021bia sa purta haine \u00eentr-o stare groaznic\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 o obligase s\u0103 le poarte pe ale lui. \u0218i-a \u00eencheiat explica\u021bia spun\u00e2nd: \u201eC\u00e2nd eram pe punctul de a pleca, ea s-a \u00eentors spre mine \u0219i m-a \u00eentrebat: \u00abMai este ceva ce so\u021bia ta nu mai folose\u0219te?\u00bb\u201d Genial.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tendances.mariefrance.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/2-29-1024x538.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"538\" \/>Shutterstock<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u00e2nd vine vorba de glume, cuplurile au adesea succes. Iat\u0103 una despre un b\u0103rbat \u00eentr-un hotel cu amanta sa, \u0219i nu face excep\u021bie.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uite gluma amuzant\u0103 de la hotel cu iubitul meu 01\/10 \u2013 O glum\u0103 despre o \u00eent\u00e2lnire secret\u0103 la un hotel Aceasta este povestea unui b\u0103rbat care merge la un hotel&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":568,"href":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions\/568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}