{"id":712,"date":"2026-10-20T04:40:25","date_gmt":"2026-10-20T04:40:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/?p=712"},"modified":"2026-10-20T04:40:25","modified_gmt":"2026-10-20T04:40:25","slug":"tell-your-parents-to-swim-to-hawaii-if-they-want-to-come-so-badly-were-not-buying-them-plane-tickets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovenews.store\/?p=712","title":{"rendered":"\u201cTell your parents to swim to Hawaii if they want to come so badly. We\u2019re not buying them plane tickets.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u201cTell your parents to swim to Hawaii if they want to come so badly. We\u2019re not buying them plane tickets.\u201d<\/h1>\n
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Chapter 2<\/p>\n

I didn\u2019t sleep that night.<\/p>\n

Instead, I sat at my kitchen table with a notebook and added up the hours I\u2019d spent planning Ryan\u2019s wedding.<\/p>\n

The number came to nearly six hundred.<\/p>\n

At my professional rate, I\u2019d given Ashley\u2019s family more than fifty thousand dollars of free work.<\/p>\n

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